To serve 4, from 11p each. For the full shopping list, see here.
3 chicken or vegetable stock cubes, 10p (39p/12, Asda)
2 large onions, 12p (60p/1kg, Growers Selection at Asda)
2 tbsp or 35g cranberry sauce, 9p (49p/200g, Tesco)
2 tbsp or 30g flour, 1p (45p/1.5kg, Stockwell at Tesco)
3 tbsp or 40g soft spread, 9p (55p/250g, Best For Baking at Asda)
a pinch of mixed dried herbs (30p/18g at Asda)
This may be controversial but it really does work, and it’s super easy, so trust me, even if it feels a bit wrong!
First peel your onions, quarter them, and pop them in a small powerful blender, along with all the other ingredients and 300ml cold water. Blend until completely smooth.
Pour into a heavy based saucepan and bring to the boil, then reduce to a simmer and cook slowly and gently for around 40 minutes, stirring every now and then. If you have a small slow cooker this is perfect to put in on Christmas Eve on Low and wake up Christmas morning to the smell of gravy wafting through the house! Thin to your desired consistency with extra water – the water from cooking the roast potatoes is ideal as it’s starchy and warm and salty, and this way it doesn’t go to waste!
You can let this cool and microwave it when you need it, or heat it through on the hob to serve, but it does thicken as it cools so if you plan to do that, make it a bit thinner than you’d like to serve it. I have an alcohol-free house but if you have some cheap red or white wine or even cider kicking about, a splash or two in this gravy would be delicious!
You can also add the fat that seeps out from cooking your pigs in blankets, and the juices from your chicken or turkey roast, to really give it a rich and succulent flavour. If you’re planning to do this, maybe dial the soft buttery spread down a bit – else you might not have room for pudding!

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